Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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