So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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