She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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