so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Randomize
