Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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