We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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