i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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