I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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