I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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