yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm passing your future prison.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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