can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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