What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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