is your mom at the bar?
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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