ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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