I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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