You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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