your thong is hanging out like whoa
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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