come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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