Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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