i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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