sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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