She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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