Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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