your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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