Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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