Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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