She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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