Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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