If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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