Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
My cat gives me a boner
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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