Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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