Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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