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say what?
wanna hang out?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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