I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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