I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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