When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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