all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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