party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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