Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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