So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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