The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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