Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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