i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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