every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Randomize
