You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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