Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just gift wrapped bread.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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