Quick, to the slutcave!
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
God, I missed his penis.
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