Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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