Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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