Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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