THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
this is an emotional support booty call
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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