Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Randomize
